We're sorry, but the server was down for exactly 4.72 minutes. That's a lot.
To be honest, we were just trying to compensate for the fact that we had to do the dishes last night. It was a real chore.
But don't worry, we're back now and ready to serve you with an overabundance of excuses!
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