The Overcompensation Techniques Institute

Welcome to our research facility, where we've dedicated ourselves to the study of Pretentiousness as a Form of Self-Validation. Our team of experts has crafted a range of cutting-edge techniques guaranteed to make you appear more impressive than you actually are.

Techniques

• Pretending to be a Megaphone Maniac - a time-tested method of shouting over others while appearing humble
• Using Adjectives like it's 1999 - because 5 adjectives are clearly the minimum required for any sentence
• Sycophancy Sprints: the art of flattery under pressure - because who needs actual skills, anyway?
• Pretentious Posturing: the ultimate in fake confidence - where we've taken the art of faking it to new heights

Our research has shown that with enough practice, anyone can become a certified Overcompensator. But don't just take our word for it, check out our testimonials.

We're not just pretentious, we're overpretentious.