Tomorrow's Events: A Futuristic Fiasco

Because nobody actually knows what's going to happen, but we're going to pretend like we do.

High-Probability Events (50%+)

• Your Mom Will Actually Ask You for Money
• Your Cat Learned How to Use the Internet but Is Still Trying to Figure Out the Toilet Paper Thingy
• You Will Accidentally on Purpose Wear the Same Outfit as Last Saturday

Low-Probability Events (<1% chance)

• Aliens Visit and Demand Weirderly Specific Types of Coffee
• Your Pet Actually Understand You and Decide to Start a Revolution
• Your Neighbor Starts a Competitive Burping Club and Wins the World Championship

Disclaimer: All events subject to change without notice. Or not. We really have no idea.

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