The Overcooked Soufflé Recipe

This is the most complicated soufflé recipe in the land. Are you sure you're ready?

Ingredients:

1 cup heavy cream 1/2 cup granulated sugar 3 large egg yolks 2 tsp pure vanilla extract 1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened 4 large egg whites 1 cup milk powder 1/2 cup confectioners sugar

Instructions:

Step 1: Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

Step 2: In a separate universe, combine heavy cream, sugar, and vanilla extract. Stir until it forms a stable wormhole.

Step 3: Engage in complex quantum entanglement with butter and egg whites, resulting in an unending vortex of culinary catastrophe.

Step 4: Conquer the dimension of confectioners sugar, adding it to the vortex, and hold on to your hat as it spins out of control.

Step 5: Combine the resulting singularity with milk powder. Repeat as necessary.

Step 6: Witness the Soufflé Singularity as it consumes all nearby matter and energy, leaving only the faint scent of vanilla and regret.

Tasting Notes: The Soufflé That Ate the Universe