Welcome to the Underwhelming Omelet, where the eggs are overcooked and the expectations are even lower.
Here, we'll show you how to make omelets that will leave you feeling, well, underwhelmed. It's a real thing, we swear.
Our expert chefs (read: our friends who still live in their parents' basement) have compiled a list of the most underwhelming omelet recipes you'll ever try.
Ingredients: 2 eggs, 1 tablespoon of disappointment, 1/4 teaspoon of apathy.
Instructions: Crack the eggs, heat a pan, stir, and serve. Congratulations, you've made a very average omelet.
Read more about the Disappointment SouffléIngredients: 2 eggs, 1 tablespoon of existential dread, 1/4 teaspoon of ennui.
Instructions: Crack the eggs, heat a pan, stir, and serve. Congratulations, you've made a very underwhelming omelet. You're welcome.
Read more about the Undermined OmeletWant to learn more about the art of underwhelming omelets? Visit our Underwhelming Omelet Tutorial for more recipes and techniques that will leave you feeling, well, underwhelmed.
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