The 7 Techniques of Overcooking

Technique 1: The Art of Burning Everything to a Crisp

Also known as "The Nuclear Option", this technique is for when you just can't even. You know what I mean, you've been at it for hours, and it's still not right. Just toss it in the fire and pretend you meant to do that all along.

Learn the art of setting off the fire alarm and blaming it on the kitchen staff