Our Heroes: Jane Smith

Meet Jane Smith, the renowned Overdraft Queen of the land. Her exploits are the stuff of legend, and her bank account is always in the red.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of her adoring fans have to say:

"Jane's ability to accumulate debt is a true marvel. She's like a human interest rate calculator!" - John D.
"I've never met anyone who can max out three credit cards in one sitting. Jane's a genius!" - Bob S.
"Her collection calls are the stuff of nightmares. But her smile is worth it, I guess." - Jane's Aunt Mildred

See also: The Anti-Jane, John Doe - the nemesis of our beloved Overdraft Queen.