The Unnecessary, yet Thrilling World of Overengineering

Meet the Heroes of Excess

Lead Engineer: Brock O'Malley

Brock is our resident expert in writing 500 lines of CSS just to make a button change color when hovered.

He's also our go-to guy for creating 10 different solutions to a problem that can be solved with a single, elegant line of code.

Learn more about Brock's impressive work

Senior Engineer: Luna Nightshade

Luna is our team's resident overachiever. She's written a 10,000-line script to generate a simple "Hello, World!" in 5 different programming languages.

Her codebase is so complex, it needs its own gravitational pull to keep it from warping the space-time continuum.

Read about Luna's awe-inspiring endeavors

Intern: Tim "The Tank" Johnson

Tim is our newest addition to the team. He's still trying to figure out why his code doesn't work, but he's determined to find a solution... in 17 different ways.

When not busy debugging, Tim enjoys playing Dungeons & Dragons and eating Cheetos.

Discover Tim's adventures in coding and snacking