Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. Or, for that matter, anyone who doesn't enjoy having their brain slowly turned to mush by the crushing weight of excessive detail.
Here, you'll find the most convoluted, circuitous, and downright Byzantine explanations for the most mundane concepts. Because who needs brevity when you can have a PhD in navel-gazing?
This subpage is dedicated to the philosophical musings of the über-overexplainer, the one and only, Professor P. Overexplainus.
For more overexplaining, visit our sister subpage:
The Ontology of Tofu - A treatise on the metaphysical implications of the humble tofu.
The Epistemology of Pineapples - A comprehensive analysis of the hermeneutics of fruit.