Overgrowth 101 - The Art of Cultivating Your Wildest Dreams

Step 1: Choose Your Dream - Select from the following options: I want to grow a giant watermelon I want to create a sentient, talking pineapple I want to grow a rainbow-colored, fire-breathing dragon I want to cultivate a garden of infinite, recursive self-replication Step 2: Prepare Your Soil - Learn the art of fertilizing your wildest hopes and desires: The Ancient Art of Fertilization The Dark Art of Soil Enchantment The Mysterious Ways of Fertilizer Alchemy Step 3: Plant Your Seed - Learn the ancient techniques of seed placement and nurturing: The Lost Art of Seed Whispering The Secret Techniques of Seed Burial and Reanimation The Ancient Ways of Seed Placement and Nurturing