Q: What is Overhearing?
A: Overhearing is a condition where you can literally hear what's going on in other people's heads. It's like having a built-in, superpowerful, and occasionally disturbing radio.
Q: How do I get rid of Overhearing?
A: Sorry, no known cure. You're stuck with it. But hey, at least you'll never be bored at parties again.
Q: Can I use Overhearing for personal gain?
A: Only if you want to be a professional eavesdropper. But be warned: it's a tough job market.
Q: Can I sue someone for violating my right to Overhearing?
A: No, you can't. But you can definitely sue them for being a jerk.