Robot Sonic Gets Updated Software

Dr. Eggman's latest patch notes:

• Increased speed by 1000%
• Improved navigation system: now with more beeps and boops!
• Enhanced ability to run over water: now with splash animation!

But wait, there's more! With this update, Robot Sonic can also:

• Play the harmonica with its robotic limbs
• Recite Shakespearean sonnets while running
• Burp the sound of a thousand robotic flatulence