Welcome, hapless users, to the WiFi Overload Management System. This is the place where you come to when your internet connection gets so congested, it's like trying to wade through a crowded nightclub.
Here are the options for resolving your WiFi woes:
Ditch the devices and take a break from the digital fray. It's a thing.
Leave your devices behind and find a WiFi-free haven. Like, actually go somewhere with trees or a library or a thing.
Disable your devices and watch paint dry. It's a thing too.