Caution: System performance has reached maximum capacity. Expect frequent errors, crashes, and existential dread.
Server load: 99.99%
Memory usage: 99.99%
Battery life: 0%
System failure imminent. Please evacuate the premises immediately.
Do not attempt to restart the system. Your efforts will be futile.
Take a break. Go for a walk. Stare at a tree.
Try not to think about the impending doom of the digital realm.