We're experiencing some... issues with the server. Like, a lot of issues. Like, more issues than we have personnel to deal with them.
It's like our server is a black hole that sucks up all the resources, leaving us with nothing but a faint glow of desperation.
But don't worry, we're working on it. Or, at least, we're pretending to work on it. Maybe.
Maybe it's just us. Maybe we're the ones who are the problem.
Either way, please, for the love of all things digital, do not refresh the page unless absolutely necessary.