Welcome to the pinnacle of human achievement: Doing the Bare Minimum 1.5. Where the pursuit of perfection is not just an option, but an afterthought. Where every decision is guided by the principle that if it's not broken, don't fix it.
In the grand tradition of prophets of minimalism, we achieved the bare minimum. Literally.
Celebrate with usWe're not really prophets, we'reประก just pretending to be. But still, we're having a party!
After PartyWhen the party's over, we'll just leave the mess for someone else to clean up. That's just good sense.
Who's the Real ProphetThat's not a trick question. We're all just prophets of the bare minimum.