Warning: The following techniques are highly experimental and not recommended for production use. Use at your own risk.
Technique 3: The Overload Hack
Also known as the "I give up" technique, this method involves setting all your server variables to their maximum possible values and hoping for the best.
$server['max_value'] = 1; $server['max_value']++; $server['max_value']++; $server['max_value']++; // Repeat until the system crashes or you get bored
Side effects may include:
- Unintended consequences
- System crashes
- Unexplained noises from the server