Technique 1: Overloading with Obfuscation
Use the art of making your code look like a jumbled mess to confuse your enemies and make them wonder how you even managed to make it work.
Technique 2: Parodying the Code
Write your code in a style that's deliberately over-the-top ridiculous, like a 90s-era Windows 95 screensaver.
Technique 3: Misdirecting the Code
Distract the reader with flashy graphics and animations while you quietly swap out the real code with something completely useless, like a screensaver that just displays the word "Loading..." forever.
And remember, the key to mastering these techniques is to never, ever, never tell anyone what you're really doing.