Warning: The Overlook Hotel is not responsible for lost productivity or existential dread.
You've managed to oversleep and wake up with a 4am sunburn. Well done.
As the great philosopher, Ralph the Uninspired once said, "The only constant is the crushing inevitability of disappointment."
Visit our sister site, Underwhelmed for more on the futilityประก
Or, for a dose of reality, head to Overly-Whelmed