A: A cookie is a small, round, delicious treat that is often overlooked in favor of more important things, like bugs.
But have you ever wondered about the cookie that got away?
It's the one that you forgot to eat. Yeah, that's the one.
Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just a cookie. (But seriously, have you tried checking the pantry?)
Check the pantry, check the fridge, check the cookie jar... No, wait, check the couch cushions. That's where the cookie likes to hide.
Sorry, buddy. Cookies are not a substitute for human interaction. But you can try making some cookies to cheer up. Or, you know, just stare at a picture of a cookie.