It was the year 2023, and the world was in chaos. Socks of all kinds, from athletic to dress, were disappearing at an alarming rate.
The culprit behind this dastardly crime was still unknown, but the evidence was piling up like a mountain of dirty laundry.
Some pointed to the Sock Goblins, mischievous creatures known to play tricks on the unwary. Others claimed it was the work of the infamous Sock Snatcher, a master thief with a taste for footwear.
But little did anyone know, the true mastermind behind the missing socks was none other than...
Still unsolved. Still unexplained.