The Overlord Cat's Demands

By the power vested in me, the greatest mind this planet has ever known, I demand that:

• All humans address me as "My Overlord" at all times.
• They provide me with a minimum of 5 belly rubs daily.
• They construct for me a cat tree fit for a king (or overlord).
• They feed me the finest of tuna and cream.
• They do not, under any circumstances, attempt to dress me in anything other than my finest felinesque attire.