Mandates of the Overlord

Rule 1: All Subjects Shall Be Treated With Disdain

Article 1: Subjects shall be treated with the utmost disregard, with the Overlord's whims being the sole guiding principle for all decision-making.

Rule 2: Puns Shall Be Mandatory in All Communication

Article 1: All official communications shall contain at least three puns per sentence.

Rule 3: Bureaucracy Shall Be the Only Language Allowed

Article 1: All forms shall be filled out in triplicate, with the correct box filled in with a fine-point marker.

Article 2: Failure to comply shall result in a sternly-worded letter.

Rule 4: All Subjects Shall Be Required to Participate in Mandatory Fun

Article 1: All mandatory fun activities shall be conducted on Fridays, with a minimum of 4 hours of "fun" required.

Remember, subjects: these are not suggestions, they are MANDATES.