Overlord Schedule

As the supreme ruler of the land, my schedule is not to be trifled with.

Monday:

• Wake up, stretch, rule the world.
• Morning tea and crumbly biscuits in bed.
• Conquer nearby villages.

Wednesday:

• Meet with advisors to plot global domination.
• Taste-test new doomsday device.
• Bake cookies for loyal subjects.

Friday:

• Review and revise the schedule.
• Meditate on the meaning of life (or death).
• Order pizza for the masses.

And so on...