Step 1: Learn to love the sound of your own voice. Practice in front of mirror, record, and listen back. Adjust tone to maximum condescension.
Step 2: Study the art of subtle psychological manipulation. Read "The 48 Laws of Overlordship" by Robert Greene, but don't actually follow the laws, that's just boring.
Step 3: Develop a keen sense of smell. Not for the faint of heart, this is for the truly elite.
Continue to Step 4: Establish an army of loyal minions.
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