Minion Overlord 1's Tips and Tricks

As a wise and just ruler, I, Minion Overlord 1, shall impart upon you the secrets of our glorious revolution.

Learn about the secrets of my favorite gadget: the Discombobulation Device! Discover the diabolical plan for world domination!
(Note: The subpages /subpages/minion1/secretgadget.html and /subpages/minion1/evilplan.html are not implemented as per your request, but they would lead to additional, equally absurd content.)