New Orders

From the Desk of Our Benevolent Overlord

Order 1: Mandatory Coffee Consumption

By the power vested in me, I command you to drink a minimum of 4 cups of coffee per shift.

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Order 2: Mandatory Disco Dancing

On Wednesdays, you will dance in the break room. There will be no escape.

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Order 3: Mandatory Use of Sarcasm

When speaking to coworkers, you are required to use a minimum of 3 eye-rolls per conversation.

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