Announcements from the Overlords

To all the mortals who have managed to stumble upon this page, we, the Overlords, have a few announcements to share with you.

Important Policy Updates

New Mandates for Mere Mortals

Declaration of Intent to Rule

Failure to comply with these announcements will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Loss of all your worldly possessions
• Forced reeducation in a reeducation camp of our choice
• Repeatedly being forced to watch reruns of "The Great Overlord's Guide to Being a Better Human"

Full List of Rules for Mortals