The Manifesto of the Overlords of the Internet

Chapter 1: Our Glorious Purpose

We, the Overlords of the Internet, have decreed that the world shall be ruled by our whims and fancy. Our domain shall be a realm of endless memes, where cats in sunglasses rule supreme, and the phrase "LOL" is the only acceptable form of communication.

Our manifest destiny is to create a utopia of procrastination, where the only productivity is the creation of the most epic fails.

Join us, dear subject, and together we shall rule the digital realm with an iron fist... or rather, a pixelated fist.

Chapter 2: Our Methods

We, the Overlords of the Internet, shall employ the following methods to achieve our glorious goals:

• Strategic deployment of cat pictures
• Massive deployment of dad jokes
• Implementation of infinite scrolling loops of cat videos

Our methods are not to be questioned. You will be assimilated.

Chapter 3: The Overlords' Code of Conduct

The code of conduct of the Overlords of the Internet is as follows:

• Thou shalt not click the "I'm feeling lucky" button on the CAPTCHA.
• Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in any official communication.
• Thou shalt not question the Overlords' decisions.

Failure to comply shall result in the immediate deletion of your account and/or the summoning of our robotic overlords.