Welcome to the Overly Ambitious Recyclers' Overly Optimistic Utopia

We're glad you're here! Our utopia is a place where recyclables and non-recyclables are sorted with precision and speed. Our machines sort and categorize with the efficiency of a thousand robots.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our:

• The Omega Sorter: Our most advanced sorting machine
• Zero Waste Utopia: Where our recyclables never end up in a landfill

Or if you're feeling ambitious, try:

• Apply to become a sorter! We're always hiring the most ambitious of applicants!

Or simply enjoy our:

• Tea Time for Sorts: A place to socialize with fellow recyclers

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