Project Vision
A vision so grand, so bold, so utterly delusional
We're building a bridge to the moon, but not just any bridge. No, no. It's a bridge made of solid gold, with a moat of fire and a drawbridge of pure awesomeness.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers are working tirelessly to make this vision a reality. Because, you know, someone has to keep the moon's inhabitants up to speed with the latest in intergalactic Wi-Fi.