Abomination-3: The Unraveling of Sanity

Deep within the heart of the Subpage-3, a team of expert Crochet-Appliqué Engineers has been secretly working on the most unhinged, the most bewildering, the most utterly bewilderingly complex crochet pattern the world has ever seen.

This behemoth of a pattern, known as "Abomination-3," has been crafted with the utmost care and the most questionable sanity. Its 473 interconnected threads, 2377 yarns, and 1347 knots will drive you to the brink of madness.

• Warning: Abomination-3 is not recommended for the faint of heart or those with a history of mental health issues.
• Side effects may include: loss of sleep, increased anxiety, and spontaneous combustion.
• Abomination-3 has been known to cause irreversible damage to relationships, friendships, and self-esteem.