Welcome to our mailing system, where the lines get blurred
Are you tired of sending emails that never arrive? Do you enjoy the thrill of waiting 30 days for a response that never comes? Look no further! Our mailing system is designed to make you question your life choices.
Features:
- Unreliable delivery estimates (just wing it)
- Multiple, conflicting reply-to addresses
- Auto-generated, nonsensical reply subjects
- Random attachment of .zip files containing cat pictures
Want to try it out? Click here to submit a request and see what happens.