Substep 13: The Futility of Overly Complex Procedures

Step 13: Create an intricate diagram depicting the interconnectedness of 17 distinct variables.

• Variable 'A': The Number of Times You've Eaten Cereal with a Fork.
• Variable 'B': Average Time Spent Contemplating the Existence of Free Will.
• Variable 'C': Number of Forgotten Passwords for the Same Website.
• Variable 'D': Total Minutes Spent Reading this Very Substep.
• Variable 'E': Unsuccessful Attempts to Fold a Fitted Sheet.
• Variable 'F': The Number of Unread Messages on Your Phone.
• Variable 'G': Average Hours Spent Browsing Cat Videos.
• Variable 'H': Unfulfilled Resolutions for 2022.
• Variable 'I': Uncompleted Jigsaw Puzzles.
• Variable 'J': Forgotten Dreams about Winning the Lottery.
• Variable 'K': Unsent Texts to Ex-Friends.
• Variable 'L': Unwatched Episodes of Your Favorite Show.
• Variable 'M': Unmade Bed.
• Variable 'N': Unopened Mail.
• Variable 'O': Unread Books.

Don't worry if you've lost track; it's not like anyone actually needs to understand these variables. Just pretend you're a mad scientist and stare at the pretty colors.

Diagram: A Venn Diagram of Futility
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	|             |             |             |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	|  A          |  D        |  F        |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	|  B          |  E        |  H        |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	|  C          |  G        |  I        |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	|  J          |  K        |  L        |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	|  M          |  N        |  O        |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+