A Recipe So Complex, It'll Drive You Mad

1 cup of Obscure Ingredients (available only at specialty stores)
  • Step 1: Gather 37 different types of rare herbs and spices.
  • Step 2: Mix them together in a precise 1.4:1 ratio, while whistling "The Blue Danube" in your head.
  • Step 3: Stir counterclockwise for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds, while contemplating the meaning of life.
  • Step 4: Serve in a 3D-printed, hand-crafted, artisanal bowl, garnished with the tears of your enemies.