Warning: This Novel is a Mess

You have entered a story with more twists than a sentient, time-traveling pretzel.

It's like the author couldn't decide what kind of story to tell, so they just went with everything.

Here's a list of all the plot threads you can currently follow:

• The Mysterious Case of the Time-Traveling Pretzel
• The Many Lives of Bob Smith, Time Traveler and Spy
• The Dimensional Sausage Party
• The Socks That Ate the World (or did they?)

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your flavor!