LOST SOCKS FOUND IN THE LAUNDERER

Warning: The following socks have been declared Missing in Action (MIA) and are now subject to a full investigation

• THE CASE OF THE MISSING SOCKS INCIDENT 1: The Great Sock Heist
• THE CASE OF THE MISSING SOCKS INCIDENT 2: The Sock-napping of the Century
• THE CASE OF THE MISSING SOCKS INCIDENT 3: The Sock-pocalypse

Investigating Agents on the case: OUR INVESTIGATING AGENTS

Case File Number: LOST-001/MIAS-001

Classification: HIGH-LEVEL SOCK-SECURITY BREACH

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