Overly Dramatic Requests - We Won't Refuse

We_goals are a tragic hero of the internet, forced to cater to every whim and fancy of our esteemed clients. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals are on standby, ready to tackle even the most impossibly difficult requests.

Whether you're looking for a dramatic rendition of the classic, 'I want it now,' or the slightly more pleading 'Please, pretty pretty please, with a side of sugar on the wings, we have you covered.

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