"I once tried to fire Mike, but he just kept calling me 'sir' until I gave in and hired him back." - John Doe, CEO of XYZ Inc.

"Mike Olsen's ego is so large, I'm pretty sure it's got its own gravitational pull." - Jane Smith, CMO of ABC Co.

"I asked Mike to 'sympathize' with my team's struggles, but all he did was send us to a team-building seminar with trust falls." - Bob Johnson, Team Lead of DEF Team

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"Mike's 'motivational' speeches were so bad, I'm pretty sure our team's productivity actually decreased by 50%." - Alice Brown, HR Representative of GHI Inc.