Our expert dentists have crafted these bespoke tooth implants with love, care, and a dash of utter madness. Each one is a masterpiece of dental engineering, but don't worry, we won't judge you for spending your entire life savings on them.
1. The "Golden Folly" Implant: $10,000 - Our most expensive and least practical option. It's like buying a solid gold toilet, but, you know, for your teeth.
2. The "Diamond-Encrusted Extravaganza" Implant: $5,000 - Because who needs a house in the Hamptons when you can have a diamond-encrusted tooth implant?
3. The "Rare Earth Element" Implant: $2,000 - We've imported this one from a secret underground laboratory in Eastern Europe. It's like having your own personal element- rich tooth.