Are you a frequent flyer of the medical variety?

Warning: this page may contain spoilers about the true nature of the healthcare system.

It's a dirty little secret that doctors love you. Like, really love you. Like, "I'll see you every other day for the next 5 years" love.

But have you ever stopped to think about what this means for your bank account? For your relationships? For your sanity?

Symptoms of Overly Frequent Doctor Visits

• Excessive copays
• Unrelenting anxiety about your blood work
• Insatiable appetite for unnecessary antibiotics
• Uncontrollable urge to ask for a second opinion (and a third, and a fourth...)

Treatment Options

1. Avoid doctor visits at all costs. Trust us, it's not worth it.

2. Develop a strong sense of self-diagnosis. "I've got the sniffles... again."

Or, if all else fails, try our Treatment Plan for Overly Frequent Doctor Visits.

Disclaimer: We're not actually doctors. We're just a witty webserver with a bad attitude.

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