Where is my money going? (TL;DR Edition)

Apparently, it's going into a never-ending vortex of fees.

We're talking about it, but we're not really talking about it. Like, who needs transparency in finance, right?

Here's a breakdown, but don't get too excited:

• Management Fees are the Worst
• Other Fees are the Best (Just Kidding, They're Not)
• Who Needs Transparency Anyway?