Our CEO Is Running Away with the Money

Investing in the Future, One Bribe at a Time

At Overly Honest Investments, we're not just your average investment firm. We're the ones who'll take your money and run. Like, literally run. Our CEO has a habit of fleeing the country whenever things get tight. And by tight, we mean whenever we're short on cash.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a map of our CEO's last known whereabouts:

A hand-drawn map of a small island with a red 'X' marked 'Our CEO's Hideaway'

If you're feeling adventurous, you can try to track down our CEO at:

Follow the Map!

Or, if you're not feeling quite so adventurous, you can just send us a strongly-worded letter demanding we return your investment:

Write the CEO!