Overly Large Profits: The Art of Excess

Welcome to the world of Overly Large Profits, where the only thing more abundant than greed is the number of ways to get richer.

• Step 1: Steal The Wheel - Learn the art of wheeling and dealing.
• Step 2: Inflate Your Inheritance - The key to success lies in the value of your family ties.
• Step 3: Make Your Parents Pay - Because, let's face it, they're rich and you're not.
• Step 4: Steal From Your Friends - Because friends are like assets, they're just waiting to be exploited.
• Step 5: Hoard The Last Of Your Kind - When it's the last one, it's worth more.