Overly-ness is a Choice: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is it possible to have too much of a good thing?
A: Only if you're into that sort of thing.
Q: Can you really be too overly-ly obsessed with overly-ness?
A: Not if you're a true aficionado.
Q: How do I become overly-ly obsessed with overly-ness?
A: Start by reading our tips for achieving overly-ness!
Q: What are the benefits of being overly-ly obsessed with overly-ness?
A: Endless hours of productivity lost, a social life that's a myth, and a wardrobe full of neon-colored jumpsuits.
Q: How do I join the Church of Overly-ness?
A: Just perform the ritual of excessive self-justification and you'll be welcomed with open arms (and a membership card that looks suspiciously like a credit card).