Overly-Overly-Overwhelmed Self-Care

Oh no, you're feeling OVERWHELMED! Don't worry, we have just the prescription for you: more stress, more anxiety, more existential dread!

Tips from Our Team of Highly Unqualified Experts:

• 1. Binge-watch your favorite show for 48 hours straight while ignoring all responsibilities!
• 2. Engage in a social media free-for-all, comparing your life to everyone else's highlight reels!
• 3. Compete in the Olympic sport of doing the absolute minimum while claiming you're 'recharging' your batteries!

But wait, there's more!

• 4. Mainline on the Caffeine-fueled Escapism Express, where you'll find a never-ending supply of coffee and existential dread!
• 5. Join our team of Procrastination Professionals, where we specialize in doing absolutely nothing while pretending to be busy!