And lo, it came to pass...

...that our hero, the Chosen One of Bureaucracy, stood bewildered before the altar of Options.

For before them lay an endless sea of choices, each one a siren's call to their very soul:

• To-Many Tabs
• Endless Emails
• Overly-Complicated Forms
• Paralyzing Policies

Thus the Chosen One cried out, "Oh, where do I even start?"

And the voice of the Overly-Overwhelmed Bible spoke, saying,...

"Start with Too-Many-Tabs, and from thence, proceed with caution."

For it is written, "A journey of a thousand choices begin with a single click."

Continue to Chapter 2

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