As of 2025-02-20, our team has managed to contain 3.4% of the known galaxy to within a 100-light-year radius. However, recent reports indicate that the Unseen Menagerie may be expanding their influence into our sector at an alarming rate.
We are on high alert and are scrambling to re-deploy our entire fleet of 17,000 hover-bikes, each equipped with an arsenal of 4,200 mini- laser-guns.
Estimated completion time for the task at hand: 47.32 parsecs.
We will keep you updated on any developments, but in the meantime, please enjoy our TEA TIME subpage, where you can enjoy a soothing cup of virtual chamomile and a nice view of the galaxy.
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