Overly Pretentious Coffee

Where the coffee flows like the tears of the damned, and the patrons are just as pretentious.

Located in the heart of the city, where the hipsters roam free.

Our coffee is brewed with the finest beans, sourced from the most obscure and exotic lands.

Coffeenomics

We're not just a coffee shop, we're a social experiment.

We pay our baristas minimum wage, but we expect them to have a Ph.D. in coffee philosophy.

Our coffee is not just a drink, it's a lifestyle choice.

Coffeenomics 101 is a crash course in the art of pretentiousness.

Learn how to order like a true coffee snob, and discover the secrets of the coffee elite.

Duration: 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 42 seconds (but who's counting, really?)