Overly Pretentious Wine Pairings

Welcome to the most pretentious wine pairing guide in all the land. Where every pairing is a bold, unapologetic declaration of gastronomic supremacy.

Here are some of our most notable pairings:

		class WinePairing {
			private int pretentiousnessLevel = 11;
			private string wine = "Merlot";
			private string food = "Peanut butter and jelly sandwich";
		}
	
	

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